La Soriee putting sensual into consensual

So last night I went along with my good friends to see the risque, highly entertaining and hilarious show called La Soiree. It happens to be the third time I've seen this brilliant show and it never fails to satisfy me. Every time I go along I end up learning something new about myself and life in a depraved, sexy and humorous kind of way. Here are the ten lessons I learned at the show in Darwin, Northern Territory on 13 June 2015:

"Come one, come all and come often to the delicious, deviant and delirious La Soiree" ~ La Soiree 

English Gents and Jess Love

1. Men are not mind readers - which thankfully prevented me from being arrested for the depraved thoughts I had whilst Hamish McCann was stripping his shirt off in his singing in the rain pole routine.
2. The truth is hard to swallow - and apparently so are ping pong balls in the mouths of acrobats like David and Fofo, attempting death defying stunts. 
3. Boys have swagger, men have style - but English Gents like Denis Lock and Hamish McCann can have smokin' hot, solid, ripped bodies under their stuffy suit and ties.
4. There are two types of people who can't look you in the eye - the first is someone trying to hide a lie, the second is someone not wanting to get the attention of Asher Treveaven in his Sexy Diabolo for Men, Boys or Manish Women routine.
5. What goes around comes around - especially if you can spin 133 hula hoops simultaneously like Jess Love.
6. Nothing lasts forever - so enjoy the simple things in life, because like bubbles, some things only last a few moments but can be fascinating whilst they exist, just like the 'bubble act' by the suave Denis Lock.
7. If you think reading is boring, you're doing it wrong - you need to recite the text with the same sexual banter as sexy sex cat, Asher Treveaven, who makes awkward Mills and Boon prose hilariously sexy.
8. It's time we talked about the elephant that's "not" in the room - there is no time for prudishness or overlooked truths when Clarke McFarlane aka Mario Queen of the Circus is on stage. 
9. Don't bend over backward to please anyone - unless you are the Norwegian rubber man, Captain Frodo who needs to wriggle, dislocate and squeeze his way through two tennis rackets to please the circus audience.
10. Once you hand them the strings, they become the narrator of your life - which enabled the very talented puppeteers, Stephen John and Andre-Anne Leblanc to bring Montreal's Cabaret Decadanse Divas to life.

English Gent - Hamish McCann

My sides are seriously still hurting from laughing so much. You have to do yourself a favour if you haven't done so already. Get a ticket to see La Soiree at a venue near you. You won't regret it and you might just end up having the best night out you've had in ages.